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Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 170	Posted - 2012.10.22 21:38:00 - [1] - Quote Kamitex is an awful pubbie and I can say that the offer in the OP is legit. He's a good dude and you should give him your isk. A++++++++++ would wardec goons again.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 170	Posted - 2012.10.22 21:40:00 - [2] - Quote Paging Jade Constantine to the thread. There's a new permawar for you to drag idiots into.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 173	Posted - 2012.10.22 23:04:00 - [3] - Quote Tobiaz wrote: "We will crush you and drive you from EVE" Didn't that used to be BoB's line? So. actually wardeccing some small-time merc over some stupid towers in empire? Really? Huh, I guess messing around too much with your alt-bears in empire, you start getting infected by the very 'pubbies' you like to mock. Perhaps it's time to ween off big momma empire's teat. I think I speak for Everyone in Goonwaffe, as well as the random membercorps of the GoonFleet Federated Swarm of Planets (This includes the French) in saying that some of us aren't "Kamteix from les chevaliers de l'ordre".
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 176	Posted - 2012.10.23 17:22:00 - [4] - Quote Soryn Kael wrote: Ignore the goons, they're going to keep spewing stuff because that's what they do. Anyone who wants to join to get a free war is welcome. Translation: Someone please come and pile on this war because we can't even handle that one idiot from WIDOT. GOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 176	Posted - 2012.10.23 17:23:00 - [5] - Quote Soryn Kael wrote: I just want to toss this out there... Based on previous track records the Goons are FAR more likely to disband than we are. Place your bets accordingly. We disband over internal retardation, not because of a highsec wardec on the other end of the map.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 178	Posted - 2012.10.23 17:25:00 - [6] - Quote JiZzLoObber wrote: BEST THREAD EVER! There is litteraly so much I want to comment and quote on, that I reach the char.limit befor I get to post! "GRRR GOONS! I wanna shoot you so bad, but not in null sec, because thats for losers." GIGGLES! Yeah, that must be it =P Bring it on B!TCHE$ ! We're terrible at this game, you can DO IT!!!! There is literally so many things within this post that I should tell you to kill yourself over. But I won't. Because we here at Goonswarmfleetwaffe are better than that. Snipe.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 178	Posted - 2012.10.23 17:29:00 - [7] - Quote Soryn Kael wrote: You guys are obviously very concerned just based on your continued forum presence. You're terrified that you can't do anything about us and that everybody is looking at you and laughing. Well, they are, just most of them don't have the balls to come right out and say it like we do. We're p. much professional forum posters. It's what we do. Hi.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 182	Posted - 2012.10.23 18:43:00 - [8] - Quote Miko Jin wrote: Oh My! Goons are still crying on here. It would seem that Manifest destiny have shown the rest of EVE that these Goons are nothing but whinging moaning fools to think that just because they have huge numbers they can just do whatever. I applaud Manifest destiny for doing the right thing and laugh at the Goon posts on here that show how pathetic they are. You think you got Pets well one is looking at you now Goons, Watch your six lol. NPC alt trolling poorly in a thread about goons. Never would have guessed.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 182	Posted - 2012.10.23 19:04:00 - [9] - Quote Miko Jin wrote: This gets better Goons have called in the pets to back them up. Now that is laughable. Tell me more, oh wise npc alt.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 182	Posted - 2012.10.23 19:05:00 - [10] - Quote Soryn Kael wrote: The goons are getting Testy.. best call the rest of the CFC to dec us too Only if you **** off that french pubbie again. He is the secret puppetmaster behind the CFC after all.

Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 182	Posted - 2012.10.23 19:34:00 - [11] - Quote Miko Jin wrote: Sir Marksalot wrote: Miko Jin wrote: This gets better Goons have called in the pets to back them up. Now that is laughable. Tell me more, oh wise npc alt. You still sat in Jita 4-4 in your daredevil oh great pvp guru ? That is sarcasm by the way. Not even sure what you're on about. But I feel that I'm learning much here.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 189	Posted - 2012.10.24 17:19:00 - [12] - Quote Miko Jin wrote: Andski wrote: Miko Jin wrote: This war that important you just had to grind sec for it ? Meanwhile back in null the laughter could be heard far and wide! highsec npc alt posting pubbies are not in a position to mock anyone for anything, especially not for grinding This from a Goon with his last 2 solo kills being capsules and one of those was another Goon! True what they say you know that without your friends you are nothing. solo pvp is the only hono(u)rable pvp
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 191	Posted - 2012.10.24 17:22:00 - [13] - Quote is it true that you're all a bunch of elite merc/npc alts of some test pet or was that just the goon i was talking to being dumb Snipe.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 192	Posted - 2012.10.25 23:30:00 - [14] - Quote Miko Jin wrote: Samahiel Sotken wrote: Andski wrote: you looked up "Miko Jinko" not "Miko Jin" Yeah, realized that Miko Jin isn't on Eve-Kill so it just assumes you meant Miko Jinko and I didn't bother to double check. Either way, Pubbies a scrub; if you're into those kinds of things. (Pubbies a scrub) Is this some pseudo kiddy talk or just your usual fail attempt at being one of the cool gang. You use the phrase 'pseudo kiddy talk' and then use 'fail' as an adjective in the same sentence. Get the hell out.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 192	Posted - 2012.10.26 04:14:00 - [15] - Quote Miss Trapper wrote: Goonswarm Federation, you guys do realize that from this point on no new corps can ever join Goonswarm Federation and any corp leaving Goonswarm Federation can never join a new alliance, right? I think everybody here is begging you guys to put pressure on CCP to fix this crap. Contrary to popular NPC alt belief, we don't pull the strings at CCP. All we can do is hope people actually start hopping on this wardec so we can do something funny like roll alphafleet through highsec.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 196	Posted - 2012.10.26 20:41:00 - [16] - Quote Miko Jin wrote: Andski wrote: Draken Born wrote: no but what is funny is that theirs you lot blapin about camping them in and you cant even scout a freighter why would we scout a freighter The arrogance of that comment is legendary! Those freighters supply your/our low sec assets. maybe that is why we are pissed at you! Miko Jin wrote: Did you actually read my post? or is the Goon arrogance that high you fail to see ? Read again. Those freighters supply your/our low sec assets. We are pissed at you. That Rhosquad freighter supplies both our and your lowsec backbone, and you're pissed at that guy for losing it? What the christ are you saying? Also that one guy camping can't also scout for the one freighter our(and your?) alliance has.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 196	Posted - 2012.10.26 20:44:00 - [17] - Quote Ahahaha wait I get it! We ganked your freighter at some point and now you're all pissy about it. I hope I was bumping it.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 196	Posted - 2012.10.26 21:09:00 - [18] - Quote Miko Jin wrote: [quote=Sir Marksalot]Ahahaha wait I get it! We ganked your freighter at some point and now you're all pissy about it. I hope I was bumping it.[/quo you are funny and no! never got ganked but I will say we as your help are not pleased the way things are going. Our help? I highly doubt you have anything to do with us. Unless you care to actually elaborate for once.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 198	Posted - 2012.10.27 10:12:00 - [19] - Quote Miko Jin wrote: Maybe the move against NC. 9am tomorrow might be an issue? Your English is getting better. Thanks. And we've got this whole NCDOT Thing down. They're at the "Didn't want that sov anyways" stage of the war. So do you mind explaining to me why we should care that you're pissed at us for ganking your freighter of all people? Ritsum wrote: I play eve on and off and always hear about this 'Goonswarm' thing... My question is: Who or what is a 'Goonwarm' and why does everyone say it with such distaste and hatred? Ritsum wrote: Ah sorry for not watching this well known movie and knowing quotes off by heart, truly my bad and please forgive me for being a 'idiot'... I was just trying to get a answer for my question, I am sorry if you took offence to said question... All I wanted to know is "Who or what is Goonwarm?"... Was it really that hard of a question for you? The members of the Goonwarm are typically HIV+ members from a popular gay hookup site known as SomethingAwful Dot Com. We live in Deklein.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 198	Posted - 2012.10.27 11:19:00 - [20] - Quote Ritsum wrote: Ah fair enough, I wonder why everyone hates you guys so much? Jealousy maybe... Anyway thank you for answering my question! On a side note, who likes Dubstep anyway? The pain of listening to it is somewhat akin to that of a female receiving a 'Screaming Seagull' I would believe... Because we happen to be quite good at shooting people. Not the best mind you, but we have the numbers to make people's stuff just go away. e: A more serious answer would involve :words: about culture clashes and the fact that we find the like to laugh at the kind of people who roleplay/run eve-online space brothels(not an exaggeration this is an actual thing).

Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 198	Posted - 2012.10.27 12:29:00 - [21] - Quote Ritsum wrote: So people hate you guys for enjoying yourselves while playing eve... That is just sad... Tsk Tsk Tsk to the merc who is trying to gather random people who dislike you guys to fight for him when in the end he is at fault for not being able to complete his contract because of his lack of skill... I hope he at least entertains you guys a bit during this conflict... Would be sad to see a Merc corp sitting in a station because they lack the courage to at least defend the reputation of Merc Corps. To give them the benefit of the doubt, the french guy that threatened them was kinda dumb. This whole thing they're doing is pretty funny, and might even get CCP to fix the broken wardec system if they manage to get a significant amount of people to perma-wardec us.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 198	Posted - 2012.10.27 12:30:00 - [22] - Quote Page 9, Gavrilo Princip. e: They got our widot guy :negative:
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 198	Posted - 2012.10.27 17:19:00 - [23] - Quote Nihi Lismus wrote: Ritsum wrote: So people hate you guys for enjoying yourselves while playing eve... That is just sad... Tsk Tsk Tsk to the merc who is trying to gather random people who dislike you guys to fight for him when in the end he is at fault for not being able to complete his contract because of his lack of skill... I hope he at least entertains you guys a bit during this conflict... Would be sad to see a Merc corp sitting in a station because they lack the courage to at least defend the reputation of Merc Corps. Maybe a Goonalt, or just really stubid... People hate Goonswarm for their arrogance. They think, they can do what they want. Like their boss mittani, who promted players at the fanfest this year, to get another player into suicide. Yes. Not completing our contract with over 8000 man are trying to get your ass is really a lack of skill. Oh yea, the entertainment is awsome. I have to agree with your last paragraph. that would be really sad. shame on that kind of merc corps. No, your competition is literally up to 30 of us that live in highsec and gank things. Not 8000. And of the 30 of us you've been camped into a station by our one WIDOT hero. Get over yourself and get off mittens' nuts. Ritsum wrote: Not a Alt but quite 'stubid'. I would not call it 'arrogance' If they constantly get results. If anyone around here is arrogant it would be you just for the fact that you thought you could complete the contract when you couldn't.. You do lack skill if you could not complete a contract you accepted .[Which when you accepted you thought you could complete it] To be fair, they probably didn't know that the frog who owns that tower would cry to a GSF director for a wardec. We weren't expecting it either.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 198	Posted - 2012.10.27 17:20:00 - [24] - Quote Freundliches Feuer wrote: Xolve wrote: Freundliches Feuer wrote: Your argument is invalid, your killboard sux (kd 4:1 pfft) and I don't use rep alts either but: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Freundliches+Feuer Bai. I've never witness anyone commit every grave sin of bad posting in one sentence until just now. List of crimes: Citing battle clinic as either a worthy kill board or using it to reference PVP prowess. Even uttering kill to death ratios. This isn't Call of Duty and it's a **** metric anyway. Being elite empire PVP yet completely shunning neutral logistics, do falcons make you upset? Bye is a three letter word, muster the willpower to spell it properly, or continue to look like a stuttering basement dwelling shitlord at your own discretion. My bad, my dear nerd. Did the grammar police come too soon? LoL when you learn some PVP outside from 500man drake fleets then you can talk. BAI! (PS: UMad?) is this what passes for trolling now edit: hey if 500 is alot for you then i apologize for having friends~
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 200	Posted - 2012.10.27 19:36:00 - [25] - Quote Miko Jin wrote: Powers Sa wrote: posting in a thread. one of our heavy lifters pressed some wrong buttons yesterday and lost a baller fit tengu to a ~blob~ A Blob? seems to me they popped that Tengu after good intel.(so my sources say) Leave the spin at home as he got caught. You're not a person who "gets" "things" are you?
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 200	Posted - 2012.10.27 21:19:00 - [26] - Quote Miko Jin wrote: Sir Marksalot wrote: Miko Jin wrote: Powers Sa wrote: posting in a thread. one of our heavy lifters pressed some wrong buttons yesterday and lost a baller fit tengu to a ~blob~ A Blob? seems to me they popped that Tengu after good intel.(so my sources say) Leave the spin at home as he got caught. You're not a person who "gets" "things" are you? Seems you missed the point and missing the (POINT) is what it is about. He got pointed. That's a long winded way to say "yeah I have reading comprehension issues".
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 206	Posted - 2012.10.28 00:16:00 - [27] - Quote Miko Jin wrote: The irony of my last post is lost on you Goons. But looking at stats it seems 13-1 losses makes you guys the Pubbies whatever that means. Quoting this so you can't change it later. Snipe. Again.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 208	Posted - 2012.10.29 18:48:00 - [28] - Quote Dilligafmofo wrote: Need your KB stats improving? Wardec goons. It would appear Manifest Destiny are showing the nullsec numpties how things are done in high sec Keep up the good work Manifest. I rate this 3/10 for trolling. It's almost believable, but your proper spelling and capitalization gives you away. Next time TRY capitalizing random words FOR increased authenticity. Your use of eve-o forum emoticons is excellent, however. Keep up the good work
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 210	Posted - 2012.10.30 20:07:00 - [29] - Quote Miko Jin wrote: Xolve wrote: Miko Jin wrote: The post is accurate and at 5 bil kills to Manifest destiny it seems to be working. People lose ratting carriers that are worth more than that everyday. I'm sure 5b is a large sum though to empire dwelling scrublords, keep on keepin' on. scrublords? is this a new Meme? Listen now people the ubber pvp pilot is teaching us. (adjective)(title) is actually really old and you giant spergknight.
Sir Marksalot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 217	Posted - 2012.11.01 22:04:00 - [30] - Quote Varesk wrote: SMT008 wrote: We are all shaking in our spaceboots. Literally. I mean yeah, we just took Tribute and have time on our hands. What are we ever gonna do against such a powerful military entity ! Come all the way towards me in an aggressive manner, brethren. hahahhaha you still have vale of the silent and geminate to go. luckily for you ejoke sold out and BL left, otherwise you would still be grinding tribute. "No really guys, you only took ~one region~ our wulfpax will end you when you invade this next region. Seriously. We'll defend this one because my alliance that nobody gives a **** about will tip the balance and ehonor and gudfites will be restored to eve once more."